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    Halitosis Cat (felis halitus) The morning...

    Halitosis Cat (felis halitus)

    The morning Halitosis Cat is a different breed. A quieter breed.
    With tail between its legs it pleads apologies. With eggs.

    He tells you that he loves you
    And...
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    Of all the things I've eaten, Out of all the...

    Of all the things I've eaten,
    Out of all the things I've tasted,
    All the time I spent on you was time
    I really should have wasted.
    You could never fill me up inside,
    No food to feed my soul....
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    i got lemons? better eat 'em. no thats oranges....

    i got lemons? better eat 'em.
    no thats oranges. you squeeze 'em.
    what? the oranges?
    no. lemons.
    eat the oranges?
    no, squeeze 'em.
    this banana? squeeze that too?
    no! don't!
    please tell me what...
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    Orange Planer Orange Planer was a stranger,...

    Orange Planer

    Orange Planer was a stranger,
    And a long tall streak of p!$$.
    He had whiskers on his whiskers
    on his whiskers on his whisk.
    You could say nobody knew him,
    Because no-one really...
  5. I loved Guardian of Light. It is what it is. A...

    I loved Guardian of Light. It is what it is. A co-op adventure with puzzles. Like Gauntlet or Diablo. Shoot everything and have fun with another actual person on the couch. And it stars a tiny...
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    Slap me happy ;) Its hard to write dark stuff...

    Slap me happy ;)

    Its hard to write dark stuff when you are happy.
    And its actually quite good in parts. Except the word "shrivels" made me think "*****", and
    I didn't read the rest of the line...
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    Its steam only..probably

    Its steam only..probably
  8. I disagree. The bike levels in Legend were really...

    I disagree. The bike levels in Legend were really uninteresting and the enemy(cheap, cheating bastards) just kept on spawning. You just know it would have been the same if it was in Anniversary.
    The...
  9. You're thinking of Legend. And its not a...

    You're thinking of Legend.

    And its not a virus, its a bug :)
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    I'm glad you are happy. I'm not. Cry me a...

    I'm glad you are happy.
    I'm not.

    Cry me a river.
  11. I did the exact same thing :wave:

    I did the exact same thing :wave:
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    Too Many E's Shout at the sun Shake your fist...

    Too Many E's

    Shout at the sun
    Shake your fist at the trees
    Scream at the flowers
    The birds, and the bees
    Vomit your love
    Spit it back in breeze
    And melt in the heat
    Of my kissing disease
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    No-one plays online co-op because of the release...

    No-one plays online co-op because of the release delays. By the time it was patched for online it was old old news. Local co-op is more fun anyway. I've never seen a single soul in the lobby.
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    a poem in under a minute: Heversham, Henry,...

    a poem in under a minute:

    Heversham, Henry, and Jolly St. Nick,
    Went window shopping with half a brick.
    The children woke all sleepy, yawning,
    Rosy smiles on Christmas morning.
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    What?

    What?
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    just a quick one: The horses are grey and...

    just a quick one:

    The horses are grey and drunk on berries
    Every little beetle has tiny beetle shoes
    Mostly it happens in the late morning rush
    For clues
    Nicely nicely girls don't push
    Follow...
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