Live chat support how-to?
So, I've been trying to get a live chat support for a week now, trying at least 3 times a day. Every time since last week, I've had "no agents available." I've considered the possibility that no such service is available and it was all a decoy to get us to queue for nothing while they work on our tickets. But as I googled, I found people that have made contact with the elusive chat agents, and even had their issues solved in less than 24 hours.
So, I'm asking, what's the secret? Do I need to be in certain part of town, knock on suspicious door using their secret knock, do the secret handshake with the guard, sacrifice a lamb/virgin, strip naked and dip myself into a bath tub filled with strawberry milk before trying to queue? Or should I track down any SE employee, convince them that I'm not insane, give them my support ticket number, and compliment their loved ones with a hint of threat?
Surely they can't be contacted by normal means, can they? Anyroad, I got the chicken blood to draw the summoning and binding runes and a lamb prepared. Just tell me the incantation to summon the elusive chat agents. Also got strawberry milk prepared just in case.
Do you have an ad blocking software enabled?
Nope, Disabled ad block after the third try.